[ＸＤ] 做愛&吃飯時都可以說的一句話

這算是老笑話了

這幾天無意間在臉書上看到，覺得好笑想說來就可板分享給大家

「有什麼話是做愛時，以及(跟家人)吃飯時都可以說的？」

(原文：What can you say during sex, but also at a (family) dinner?)



我就挑幾個我覺得好笑的網友回應
為了讓中文看起來更順暢我會小小修飾一下：


1.哇！比我想像中的還鹹
(Wow, that's saltier than I expected.)

2.我朋友可以一起嗎？
(I hope you don't mind but my roommate is going to join us tonight.)

3.不錯，不過妳媽的比較讚
(It's good, but it isn't as good as your mom's.)

4.妳可以跟妳妹妹換一下位子嗎？
(Honey, do you mind switching spots with your sister?)

5.別只看著它，快吃！
(Don't just stare at it, eat it.)

6.有點乾
(It's a little dry)

7.你自己收拾，我要去睡了
(You clean up. I’m going to sleep.)

8.爸比我喜歡吃香腸
(I love the sausage daddy)

9.爸我可以再來一些嗎？
(Can I have some more Dad)

10.你洗手了嗎？
(Did you wash your hands?)

11.聞起來像魚、吃起來像雞
(Smells like fish tastes like chicken)

12.阿嬤，這跟我記憶中的味道一模一樣
(This tastes just like I remember, grandma.)

13.我真的塞不下任何東西了
(I couldn't fit another thing in me!)


最後一個無法用中文傳達出箇中滋味，我就直接放原文了


14. Very nice, honey, but I still prefer Five Guys.



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