[花邊] 東區某球探:就算77中場吃漢堡我都不在乎

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One month later, and while Doncic and the Lakers have climbed all the way to the second seed in the Western Conference standings, the NBA still finds itself reeling from the earthquake that rolled through the entire league that fateful February night.


一個月後,
當Doncic與湖人一路攀升至西區第二種子時,
NBA仍未從那個決定命運的二月夜晚引發的地震中恢復過來。


An agent texted early that morning:
“What the f***? What is Nico (Harrison) doing?”


一名經紀人在當天清晨傳訊:

「什麼鬼?Nico(Harrison)到底在做什麼?」


An Eastern Conference scout didn't hold back either:
“I'm just so confused,” he said. “I don't care if Luka eats a Whataburger during halftime. He just got them to the finals last year! A couple years ago they were in the WCF… He just averaged almost 35 a night. And now you're calling him fat on his way out? What happens if this pisses him off and he loses weight? S*** I'm glad he went west.”


一名東區球探也毫不掩飾自己的震驚:


「我真的很不解,」他說。

「我才不管 Luka 在中場休息時吃不吃 Whataburger,
他去年才剛帶隊打進總冠軍賽!
幾年前他們也闖進了西區決賽……他
場均將近 35 分。

而現在,你們居然在他被交易時說他胖?
啊萬一這讓他火大,結果他成功減重了呢?
X的,幸好他還在西區。」




Whataburger好好吃捏




http://i.imgur.com/t0oDBNb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/06V3rfA.jpg


湖人最新的資料,D77是230磅,
比起奇怪浮現的神秘數字270,少了40磅。




http://i.imgur.com/jP2YHf6.jpg


還有加入某些人口中的『旋轉門』77之後
湖人防守變好了


Luka magic




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kasaki4樓要吃火鍋都隨便他吧 03/04 13:41
dwiee5樓才230喔 那滿瘦的阿 03/04 13:42
Ensidia6樓他那身材本來就不可能270 他才幾公分 03/04 13:42
amsmsk7樓包軌 03/04 13:42
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Ensidia12樓他只要跟LBJ一起吃飯一個月就少10公斤了吧 03/04 13:43
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O10lOl01O15樓這是什麼業配文 03/04 13:43
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Larry821219樓Nico:檸檬紅茶都不行了 吃漢堡根本就是滔天大罪!!! 03/04 13:45
evangelew20樓葉配文 03/04 13:45
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ZEALOTGO23樓Whataburger是什麼漢堡?還是店名就叫這樣? 03/04 13:46
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Royalweger27樓不行。 03/04 13:47
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