[花邊] Beal兩億鎂續約 老巴:我媽為何不晚點生我

來源: NBC Sport推特
網址: https://twitter.com/NBCSWizards/status/1547219368752340992

Charles Barkley’s reaction to @RealDealBeal23 's five-year, $251M extension:
老巴對於Bradley Beal的五年2億5100萬鎂的續約：

影片: https://streamable.com/uwufa8

“Wow,”
「哇嗚~~」

“Let me tell you something. My mom—I love my mom, she passed away
a few years ago. Every time I see one of those contracts, I want to drive to
the graveyard and just snatch her up and say, ‘Why couldn’t you just wait a
couple more years to have me?! Just a couple more years!”
「讓我跟大家講些事情。我媽--先說我很愛我老媽，她幾年前過世了--每次我看到這種
合約，我就想要開車去我媽的墓地，把她挖起來，跟她說：『為什麼你不再等個幾年再
生我?!就再等幾年就好!!」


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Reddit鄉民表示：

"In an alternate universe Chuck was born later and got his money but they
don't get Chuck and Shaq together on TNT or at all."
「在另外一個多元宇宙，老巴是晚幾年生，也拿到錢，不過他跟Shaq就沒有一起上或都
沒上TNT台了。」

"Shaq’ll still make ring jokes to Chuck"
「Shaq還是會跟老巴開沒冠軍戒的笑話~~」

"Chuck only shoots 3s in this alternate universe."
「在那個多元宇宙老巴只會投三分。」

"In that universe Chuck wins a ring"
「但是在那個多元宇宙老巴就會拿到冠軍戒了。」

"And 30 years from now players will be getting billion dollar contracts and
Chuck will say “why didn’t you wait 60 years to have me?”
「然後再過30年，球員會開始拿到10億鎂合約，老巴就會說，『妳為什麼不晚個60年
才生我？』」

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笑死

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